| die liao : the result of a sicker sicking

Throat getting batter a.d. Lass nite praktiss wass killin. Kannot sing butt had two force miself. Though it hurtt mi throat allot, it was funn. I'm happi wif it. Wat's batter, toomolo or kan konsidered twoday a.d, sumwan cummin bak. Mi mor happi~ Ahaks~

sicker : the person who is sick

Sikness gettin worss. Sore throat cumming bak liao. Jialat~ Shudden hev eeten taat flied chikken. Now beecum veli veli bat. Why like taat? Why like taat??

sicking : the process of falling sick

Thaa dey sumwan go bak hom, I fal sik. Vely sik. Sooo sik taat my throat oso beecum sore. *sigh*

twenty two years ago

Humans are a strange bunch of people no? It's amazing how we're able to multiply to this extend. Sure God did command Adam to *ahem* "GO FORTH AND MULTIPLY!", but I'm getting rather nauseating thinking about the humping hippy people around the world. Okay, that was rather crude. Ahaks~ Sorry, sorry~ But you know what? I have a theory; when God gave the multiply command thingy to Adam, I bet the rabbits overheard it and thought it was for them too. Ahaks~

just keep swimming.. *smiles*

There's a saying that goes, the human's will never cease. Often times that phrase gets too realistic in everyone's life. We aren't satisfied with what we have and we can't comprehend the fact that someone has something better than us. The grass is always greener over the fence. But in a world that has more grey than green, it's hard to draw the line for the fence. We yearn, we crave, we desire - we're pathetic. Ahaks~

expect nothing and you will not be disappointed

Was in CG earlier. Had quite a fun time too, we went to Umbai Ikan Bakar, which translates as Umbai's Burning Fish for dinner. I can only say one thing about ikan bakar sessions, BRING OUT THOSE SOTONG FRITTERS!! Nothing says ikan bakar like the word sotong fritters. Of course it wouldn't be called ikan bakar without burnt/charred/blistered fish. We bought a small cake for Shih Wen's belated birthday too. See, we really are a caring Care Group. Glas1, GodlyLightsAS1.

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Okay, got a little off-track awhile ago. So, I was in CG earlier when this thought suddenly came to me, I have nothing I want and everything I need. As catchy as it sounds, that's just the way things are sometimes. God knows our desire and He unquestionably knows our needs, but for me, I guess God has given me nothing I want and everything I need. How cool is that? He gave me ..

when piracy reaches a new level

Ever since I got my new graphic card back (read previous post), I've been itching to get my hands on some new games. Thus when my dad, bro, grace and I so happened to have our lunch at the awesome char siew fun stall next to Stygix (sux), I took the opportunity to drop by the pirated DVD/CD stall next door to grab some great games. Since most of the games that I'm looking forward too aren't out yet, I settled for Battlefield 2. If I'm not mistaken, I bought it last Tuesday but didn't had time to play till yesterday. It shows what a busy person I am. It's tough being famous. Ahaks~

looks just like the real thing huh?

I would talk about how great it is to be alive and kicking on the X last Tuesday but I guess it will defeat the purpose of it. Instead this whole post will be talking about the new DVD game that I bought. Yea~ Right now, most non-gamers, chicks, soccer-hunks, etc would close this window but I know you know that I know that you know that this is a post worth reading. Yea right~ Nothing says it like the chinese word beh pai seh.

it DOES look like the real thing!

Right.. Back to the pirated Battlefield 2 DVD I bought. I was taken aback slightly at the price. After all, the guy did charge me 15 bucks. That's 5 bucks more than your usual DVD game! Who pay for such a price you ask? I stand humble before you then. Ahaks~ So I'm actually quite impressed at the level of.. I hate to say this word, piracy rawks!!, that's in the market now. I mean, just look at that superb cover. How many pirated DVD games you buy that looks as good as that? It looks too original to be called piracy. Seriously. I'm impressed. Gotta hand it to them pirates. They must've played Sid Meiers's Pirates a lot. Ahaks~

it IS the real thing!!

Real neat and catchy stuff inside that little cover. Even the DVD is coloured and the word Battlefield Platinum Edition is in gold! The coolest part about the whole cover is the tiny little warning that reads;

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HEALTH WARNING: For your health, rest for 15 minutes for each hour of play. Avoid playing when tired or suffering from lack of sleep. Always play in a brightly it room, and stay from the television screen as possible. Some people experience epileptic seizures when viewing flashing lights or patterns. These persons may experience seizures while watching TV pictures or playing video games. Even players who have never had any seizures may nonetheless have undetected epileptic conditions. Consult your doctor before playing video games of you have an epileptic condition or immediately should you experience any of the following symptoms during play : dizziness, altered vision, muscle teiching, other involuntary movements, loss of awareness of your surroundings, metal confusion, and/or convulsions. Please read the instruction manual for :PC DVD Games Console before playing to ensure correct usage.
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except for the little thing at the bottom
nice try dudes~

Okay, so the whole warning is filled with grammatical errors and horrible spellings, my personal favourite: teiching for twitching, it shows that those pirate DVD/CD sellers ARE concerned for our health. Sure they're poorly written by some Ah Beng who appeared in Russel Peter's jokes. To me, it's the heart that counts. So thank you Ah Beng for worrying about my health as I play your pirated DVD game, namely Battlefield 2. You are a role model for many Malaysians. That extra 5 bucks I paid was really worth it. Ahaks~ Nites peeps!