| shock and bawwwwwww

When life gets the better of you and makes you sad and watered up, always remember that somewhere out there.. someone else is having a stoolier time than you.

its last words were probably, "AAAAAARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
or something equivalent

So cheer up little one and crack open a case of budlight and take a moment to enjoy the simple things in life as the it's the simple things in life that are often the most profound.

Just like the sweet things in life

floating heart with swimming tail doesn't imply anything at all

Or the cute things in life

yes.. this pic is adorable

Or perhaps the shocking things in life

a thin louis!!!!11!!one1!!!

And seeing pastor in the picture above, one will definitely feel inclined to ask, "Pastor, why so serious?".

So seriously..

now that's what i call a stained glass

Nitez~

| steaks

So do I

| pocky is manly

Thai Superiority or Thaiperiority (pronounced: thigh-pee-rio-ree-tee). Much like the Philippines Superiority or Philiperiority (pronounced: feel-lip-pee-rio-ree-tee) of Philippine's 7-11; they sell prawns, Thaiperiority can be found in Thailand's junk-food. Behold..

words of wisdom:
Most happiness in life..
is to love..
and be loved..

pocky in

Unfortunately for me, I read both boxes' label rather quickly and thus my mind produced a seamless phrase that goes..
        "most happiness in life is to love and be loved pocky in".



Whatever the meaning is, I shall leave it to you.



The other day I stumbled upon the Manliest Thing of the Week. For the past 2 months, the weather has been seriously unbearably hot and humid. You can cook an egg under the afternoon sun and even at night, it is still hot as ever. That said, there's nothing manlier than..

wearing a thick jacket on a hot night
congrats jason.l

Here's one more to end the night.

Good nite peeps~

| Recount: 2000-2009

As such a time as this; wisdom dawns upon humanity and the silver-lining called hope appears across the horizons.

Be afraid. Be very afraid. Yo.

| a tale of men n women

This is for all my hommies who are in a relationship. God bless their souls.

p.s. *screensaver mode = on*

| who's the hawt girl?

Who's that gurl??

kawaiii~

find out when i get back from klang

In the mean time, submit your answers and stand a chance to win a free cookie!

p.s. photobucket shat bricks

| Q: why are the jews so powerful?

Interesting quote from CF today.

Q: Why are the jews so powerful?



A: Well, it's because they know..

Found a new awesome place to have lunch and dinner. It's called Sin Xin Garden. Much love to salt-egg chicken and garlic butter chicken.

its jew-licious!!

Nites~




p.s. not dead.. only sleeping

| the best advices

Here at wontdieone.blogspot.com, we provide you (men) with only the best of the best of advices. After all, wontdieone.blogspot is written by men, for men.

p.s. i love cats

| the ugly truthful paradoxes

Behold

i bring to you

TRUTH~

Stay healthy kids and have a great (safe) weekend~


p.s. pics courtesy of graphjam.com

| one more of record

p.s. vacation mode = on

| the wonders of the web

Here's a little story about an interaction between a rip-off doctor with magical healing abilities and a suptard (which is a combination of super and retard but I'm guessing you've already caught it the first time).

Prologue:

Also... I read recently of another 'qualified' chiropractor that has been using distance healing for quite some time, claiming he can heal you from his living room. There’s no need to visit his office, just call or write and he will do the rest. Apparently he discovered his special chiropractic skill while he was in his car; his foot hurt and he told it to realign itself. I did not make this up.

What followed was unexpected hilarity.

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From: Jane Gilles
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles



From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead.
I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles



From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.

Regards, David.



From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear David,
You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles



From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,

Yes please.

Regards, David.



From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Attached

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Whose spider is that?

Dear Jane,
Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it.

Regards, David.



From: Jane Gilles
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David,
Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th.
David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95.
Please make this payment as soon as possible.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles



From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Automated Out of Office Response

Thankyou for contacting me.
I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.

Regards, David.



From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion.

Regards, David.

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David,
As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for accounts outstanding.
We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles



From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

I understand and will definitely make a payment this week if I remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.

Regards, David.



From: Jane Gilles
Date: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Attached

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Only in Australia.. only in Australia~

For more of this goodies visit 27b/6



Kay... Back to work!

| owhhaikthxbai

Yes, it's another week of work and once again, nothing spectacular has flashed before my trusty W810i's cam. With nothing much to work with, I shall now attempt some funnies that I saw from some other site.

Owh yea~

Visit that site at your own risk.

You have been warned.

and my personal favourite

For students of MMU (and other closed varsities thanks to Ahini), happy hols~!
For working people, WWHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY?????!!!1!1!!oneone!! happy working~

| shiet

Remember how I've always mentioned that wikipedia is a great tool for learning (despite the truth that their facts are often times questionable) not to mention, a good source of plain-ol-fun. Just saw this little article on cracked.com and in it a link to this little wiki... about stools or fondly known as *shiet.

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Bristol Stool Chart

Bristol Stool Chart or The Bristol Shiet Scale is a medical aid designed to classify the form of human feces into seven categories. Sometimes referred to in the UK as the "Meyers Scale," it was developed by Heaton and Lewis at the University of Bristol and was first published in the Scandinavian Journal of Gastroenterology in 1997. The form of the shiet depends on the time it spends in the colon.

The seven types of stool are:

        * Type 1: Separate hard lumps, like nuts (hard to pass)
        * Type 2: Sausage-shaped, but lumpy
        * Type 3: Like a sausage but with cracks on its surface
        * Type 4: Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft
        * Type 5: Soft blobs with clear cut edges (passed easily)
        * Type 6: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool
        * Type 7: Entirely liquid

Types 1 and 2 indicate constipation, with 3 and 4 being the "ideal shiet" especially the latter, as they are the easiest to pass, and 5–7 being further tending towards diarrhea or urgency.

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I lol'ed when I read the wiki. Come to think of it, this is a rather good post too since I talked about food in the previous post. It also reminds me of the last time I talked about shiets; it was during my previous attachment to Infineon, July 5th, 2006. heh~




*this blog is firmly against using vulgar languages like shit and has therefore changed the words shit to shiet

p.s. i made a compacted type 4 yesterday

| i like unicorns

Are you studying too hard? Feel like your head is gonna pop like pimples by ubisoft?

Need to take a 5 but can't think of what to do?
Well, I've got the solution for youuuuuuuuuu!



----------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Disclaimer:
        1)You'll need at least 5 minutes attention span to enjoy
        2)You must watch in sequence
        3)You mus- ......... jellyfish loves you
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Charlie The Unicorn 1

Charlie The Unicorn 2

Charlie The Unicorn 3

There... Feel better? No?



Shuunnnn the unbelieverrrrrr... shunnnnnnnn~




p.s. kudos to jingles who introduced it to me the day before my paper
quoting him: I submit to you, proof that the internet can melt ur brians... @_@

| large hardon collider

DISCLAIMER:
IF YOU CAN'T FINISH READING
THIS POST THE FIRST ROUND,
TAKE YOUR TIME,
COME BACK
AND TRY AGAIN

heh~

/pops out

Hiya guys! It's been like, what- a month (40 days to be precise) since I've been out of my lil' hole here. Sorry for like, not posting for a month (40 days to be precise) and stuff. Thanks for all the thoughtful worries and motivation that gave me just the right push to once again, fill this secluded world of cyberspace with junk.



                 Where have I been? you might ask..

wheeeeeeeeee~

Well.. for one; hanging around. For another, finishing up assignments/projects/misc; the usual debacle of trying to balance the whole universe (was in a hot dense state and nearly forty billion years ago expansion started, wait- and the earth began to cool, autotrophs began to drool, neanderthal developed tools, we built the walls-we built the pyramids! Math, science, history, unravelling the mysteries, that all started with.. before the world began you were on His mind, and every tear you cry is precious in His eyes, because of His great love He gave His only Son, everything was done so you would come..) with a single equation.

*munch munch munch*

Other than that, I've been interestingly busy serving a few Sundays straight with good ol' Miss Ash (wife of Mr Light, whose kids will be born with only one fret and without strings, etc etc etc), prepping ready to finish up serving as CF comm as well as Final Year Missions, playing for weddings, etc etc etc. The usual stuff ay?

beholdthethingthateveryonethoughtitwasbutwasnt!

one small step for pizza, one giant step for ana

Had some fun here and there though and that's A Good Thing® (Ahhhh... ®s how i miss using you. we'll have so much fun together). One of the best things that happened between the month (40 days to be precise) was a birthday of my Significant Other or S.O. (pronounced Ess-Oh; thanx to the dude who made that up for me, you know who you are *winks*) and of course Law Night. The food was so so, emcee is over-rated and cross-eyed, performance sucked.. well, the idols did except for the last two. Out-sourced CF sketch was simple and good. Cross Fusion was jazzy as ever while the real highlight of my night (other than my Ess-Oh, of course) was thedudefromkopitiamomgomgomgXDFXDF- Douglas Lim! Crazy, Funny, Sublime~

twas a wonderful night, my dear Ess-Oh. Blessed Belated Burfday~

Last CF/CG ended rather well. Made me real sad thinking of how I'll be left alone while the rest of my batch brothers and sisters are gonna graduate (and yes, I do have emotions *sobz*). Gonna seriously miss you guys;

Wayne (mah-bradda-froma-diffrent-motha)
Sylvester (cat goes pew pew and karaoke)
Joel (honor serving with ya)
Julian (friend, comrade, brother)
Louis (always fun around with ya.. or more like you're the subject of the fun)
Lucius (sorry for playing around with the awkwardness- heh~ go jou!)
Tzeh Wy (the jokes are amplified with ya around)
Renee (the masks were never really masks but a different aspect of you XDF)
Jess (thanx for allowing me to irri ya all the time.. it be fun! XDF)
Kay Lyn (for the words not spoken, may the heart be felt)
Sharon (tomorrow morning if you wake up..)
Elaine (aaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh~)
Tee Chor Ping (as long as we learn something, it was worth it)
Wen Wen (remember, if anything happens to Julian.. I'm here~ XDF)

*sigh*

I'm hoping that despite the drag, things will continue to look good. Now lets talk about movies.

Well.. more like, lemme rant about movies.

For one, X-Men:Origin:Wolverine. I was hoping they'ed redeem themselves from the utter hatred for making X-Men1,2 and 3 but I was wrong. It seems hollywood (and their accursed screenwriter/director) have this on-going cancer of making unbelievably sucky films based on famous names as a way to make money. The only people that seem to like it are those who hath no slightest clue of the true story and girls who wanted to see the actor who played Logan butt-naked, running across the street and into a barn. Wonder what fantasies they're having during that scene. heh~

read: budd-light nekkid

But the worse thing they could've done was to make superkewl Deadpool lame. As in, "..a pool of powers; Deadpool. All the strengths, none of their weaknesses" lame.
Behold, here's Wade Wilson aka Deadpool;

Other related news, Star Trek rocks. Easy candidate for movie of the year. First 5 minutes made my Ess-Oh cry and lemme tell ya this, she NEVER NEVER cries.

spock-house-wontdieone

Once again, take your time reading this. If ya can't finish it the first run, come back and try some other time. heh~

Nites peeps~

p.s. that special post about you, Ai will have to wait kay? XD

| countdown to: IT'S KLANG ALL OVER AGAIN!

t-minus:

ZERO HOUR!!

salmon cheek: super tender worthy of SGF®
eat it while it's still in promotion

Bleh~

| ah?

Takes a deeeeeeeep breath..

.

...

.....

.......

.........

.......

.....

...

.

AAARRGHHHH!!

AHHHH!

HUHHHH!!

WUAHHH!!

UARGHHH!!

HAAA!!

UAHHH!!!

UHHHH!!

HOMGAHHH!!

WAHHHH!!!

ああ!!

ekhh..

nites~