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Sunday, January 23, 2005

steve irvin would whine at this


*suck meee dry masteeeer*


Wednesdays at my bro's crib is always exciting and full of anticipation. Why? Because it feeeeeeding day!! Whoohoo! The lucky contestant is chosen from it's home and will be put to a gruesome test of survival. This is, SURVIVAL: The Trial.coming to you on channel**

So it's on, bro picks the lucky mouse which he named Lunchthe irony.... He held it by its tail and slowly puts it in Trial's little aquarium. Trial was then hiding in a small box that bro put for its privacy (snakes needs to change its underwear too you know). So Lunch was checking out its new surroundings and tried to get comfortable, though it was only momentarily.

As the tiny little mouse took a quick peek in the hole of the box, Trial immediately dashed out, biting Lunch's neck and wrapping it's muscle body around the poor bugger. Lunch was gasping for air. It tried to break free from Trials grasp but it was futile. Death was instant. Well.. It was a couple of minutes but still, it looked fast.

Once Lunch was certained to be dead, Trial began to unwrap him slowly and started to swallow him - whole! Started with its head and Trial worked its way till Lunch's tail. The whole process took about 5 to 10 minutes, so you can imagine a bunch of guys staring at a snake eating. I bet Trial was abit irritated. I mean, who won't be? Do you like people staring at you while you eat? I guess so~

1 comment:

gR@c3y said...

cool illustration.. couldnt put it better in words myself...

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