poor lil' bro

from big boys
today's the day

I got home and the door was lock
Then I tried to ring the bell
I found a little bitty note that she had wrote
Telling me to go to hell

I crawled in the window, got inside
She kicked me in the balls and then I cried
Call me a name, said I lied
Kicked me again and I thought I’d died

Torched my clothes, set them on fire
Hit me with her curly iron
I got to block it with my watch
And then she kicked me in the crotch again
Yea, to day’s the day my wife met my girlfriend

Well I tried to tell her but she didn’t care
Things weren’t what they seemed
She had a pan on the stove full of boiling water
And my mattress had me stained

I tried to run, scream for help
She hit me in the nuts with the limestone belt
It was like nothing that I ever felt
I thank God I wasn’t wearing a kilt

She grabbed the bat from beneath the bed
She swung it once and it missed my head
She ran back, swung it again
Then she hit me in the twins again
Yea, to day’s the day my wife met my girlfriend

Yea, to day’s an awful day
And my boys won’t be the same
Yea, to day’s the day my wife met my girlfriend