| hazy dayz

Melaka's API (Air Pollution Index) rose from 104 on Friday to 137 on Sunday. Now all the friendly folks of Melaka can enjoy great hazy views as if they were living way up on Genting Highland. Wow~ Way to go Indonesia!

WARNING: Due to irritant effects of fine dust particles on the nose,
throat, airways, skin and eyes people would at most experience sneezing,
running nose, eye irritation, dry throat and dry cough. Thank you.

Riding my bike through the thick 'misty' roads has never been a more enjoyable past-time till today. Where else in the world can one enjoy such great fine dust, blowing against your face while making their way deep into the pores of your skin, especially one's face. By the end of the ride, your face will be as smooth as if you've gone through a sand-blasting session. Bonus points to the bacterial infection freebie.

Vita-C

Keep thyself in thy peak of health less thou shalt fall sicketh in thy exameth. By waryful and drinketh plentiful of water to keep thyself hydrated. Have thy meals in constant timeth and skippeth not thy meals. Partaketh thy fruits and plants and boost thy vitamine C. Partaketh more orange.

heh~

Oh yea, cut down on making dumb lame jokes and talking to much too, *koff*. To those who are sick, pray that you guy's will regain your health in the shortest of time. To those suffering from ulcers; I hear ya buddy, I hear ya. Makes you wonder what in the world Indonesia's firemen are doing huh?

nowonder.... world!

p.s. picture courtesy of Break.com and yea, those guys are yankees *koff*

| wikying - the new hype

I may not be studying. I may not be facing my exams. I may not be working right now but dammit, I'm still gaining knowledge through Discovery, Animal Planet, and National Geography channels! Yeap~ I'm a Natgeo guy, and chicks dig it deep. Write that down guys. ahaks~

So yea, I do quite a lot of studying, some trivial, some really serious stuff. Other than watching those good ol' tv shows, I gain more knowledge from wikying. Yeap, you heard me. Wikying, which derived from the words wiki and 'ing, is the new slang I made up for surfing wikipedia about a certain subject. Recently I've been wikying a lot cool and interesting stuff. I'm a sucker for angels (since i believe myself to be one, hehe~), and I read up about the folklores of angels and the various names and hierarchy of angels. Pretty cool stuff.

wikipe-tan! kawaii~

After watching Natgeo's Martial Arts Week on Tuesday, Ninjas caught my attention. Ergo I wikied about ninja and read through a whole stuff about their history, purpose, common myths, bla bla bla. Which then lead me to read on how they disguise themselves as normal townspeople or monks. From there I read through their various arsenal from the popular shuko or handclaws, to the greatly exaggeration of kunais, and finally to their famed martial arts ninjutsu.

Funny how things keep linking up to the next interesting stuff and so on, so forth. While still reading the article about ninjas, under 'specialized weapons and tactics', I came across one rather painfully funny link, quoting wikipedia; "..a technique might include simply dropping underneath a punch and striking the groin".

They have a link about low blow! Ouch!

What's even MORE interesting was what I found under the *ahem* 'striking the groin' link was this, (from wikipedia);

Certain groin attacks are prohibited in the Bible.
Deuteronomy 25:11-12 states:

If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.

Now that's something I didn't know and I remember reading pass the book of Deuteronomy a couple of times. Guess I missed that part. heh~

So yea, sometimes I spend a couple of hours digging through wikipedia about things that I'm curious in such as 'the answer to life, the universe, and everything'. Try typing that into a google search. Other things that I recommend gamers to read is the The Stormtrooper Effect. Had lots of laughs with that one.

wikipe-smith! double-kawaii~

Well, good nites peeps. Don't let Smith take you away.

| a tribute to study

I miss studying. *sigh~*

i wonder who did that.. hmmm~

How I miss those days of sitting in the lecture room, and listening attentively to the lecturer who's spouting all those wonderful words of wisdom. *chuckles* Those were the good ol' days. Thinking about brings so.. many wonderful, just wonderful experience and memories. I picture a foggy image of guys and girls, laughing away the day, with happy smiles on their faces and not to forget, the great joy of meeting new friends. *sigh* Those were great days weren't they?

a picture of encouragement.. heh~

Then there were those moments when the word 'test' and 'exam' came and shatter that wonderful image of studying. The image goes up in flame as students with their legs chained are forced to drag around tons and tons of textbooks to and fro the library, hoping to scrap what little of knowledge that's left worth scrapping. In the midst of fire and amber, the lecturers with their whips continue to force the students to do their bidding and their evilll desires. They laugh menacingly, "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! THE PAPERS I'VE SET, ARE THE HARDEST, TOUGHEST, MOST DIFFICULT I'VE EVER SET!! THEY SHALL ALL SUFFER!! *pyro flames burst* MUAHAHAHA- *koff koff* -HAHAHA!!".

see! i DO study~

Okay, looks like I'll have to ease up on th caps. Oh well, looks like I won't have to face those evil lecturers any time soon and man, am I enjoying it. ahaks~ I know, I know, it's really fun to make fun of those whose sitting for their exams and stuff knowing really well that one day, I'll be sitting in that same fiery place once more but... while I'm still NOT facing any exams, I think I'll use this opportunity to give you all- yes you, all my blessings and saliva. Yummy~

when it's all over- go eat some oh chien

I miss studying? Hahahahahahahaa~ Good one.

| post with no direction

As many of you know, I'm in my holidays now. While the rest of the MMU students are very busy fighting the Finals war, whereas I on the other hand am too free.. and too bored. Yes, I'm bored. Especially at night, I am bored. I guess I could always go out with my buddies and lepak at the mamak stall till dawn but the past few days I'm.. uh, "busy".

i used to learn fan-dancing... not!

So yea, with a boring life comes less entertaining post - like this one. hehe~ Hope you guys will read this post as a new-gen method of feeling drousy and sleepy. Don't use drugs, read wontdieone.blogspot.com. Hahaha~ That sounds pathetic eh? Oh well, I guess I'll now have to talk about something. Hmmm~ What is interesting enough to talk about on my blog?

thanx to my sis and huiyin!!

Lets talk about... ermm... A nice traditional chinese fan!! WOW!!

... *pauses* Nah~ Lets talk about... my birthday present that Sandra and Huiyin gave me on my.. uh, birthday!! WOW!!

... *pauses* Nah~ It's a nice shirt but not a good topic..

Rider Maut 2002-200*

After much consideration (heh~), I think I'll write about my bike. Yea, my great buddy. I've been riding it since my high school days and together, we've been through a lot - A LOT. The second day I got it, I crashed it as I was going to my friend's house to fetch him on the way to tuition. hahaha~ So one can guess the destiny this bike holds for me.

that's my normal speed.. really~

Before the bike that you see me riding today, I used to ride an old Yamaha Super 88. It's a very old 100cc bike but, with a rider like me, I can pull it higher than that. Having the motorbike marked my 'rebellious' days. It's actually quite cliche' though, having a bike symbolizes freedom to a teen such as myself. With that bike, I've been through many accidents and pull of many stunts so much so as to earn the title I have today, WontdieonE. The bike became a legend of its own, The 88. The new bike that I'm riding today is The 88's successor and it too has been through a lot with me. But I guess all those are just war-stories that only bring back good memories to me.

when moving at high speed, this is how my rims look like

Here's some trivia about my bike and I that people may or may not know.
- I ride on an average speed of 100kmh
- The last time I checked, I had gone through 17 major accidents (not including those minor ones)
- I used to race across the streets of Melaka Raya after school hours when the traffic is thick
- My current bike's name is, The German Bike (long story)
- My bike's top speed is the stock 125kmh when riding solo
- I hate Mat Rempits and used to challenge them on a daily basis
- I have a personal grudge against scooters
- All my accidents happened when I'm riding in a relaxed mood below 70kmh and all the cars that hit me were driven by women.. WOMEN! *tsk tsk tsk*

| a thousand words

Yanoe, I have no intention of talking about my past but sometimes I feel that people aren't really ready to know about it. Sorry, I meant I feel that people are NEVER ready to know about my past. And I meant it in a non-emo, jokingly notty way. heh~

was initially got write about fried chicken.. really~

Seriously~ As I was looking through my picture collection (132 folders, 7054 handphone pictures), it struck me that I could get jailed for displaying some of the images. ahaks~ But they're all funny pictures nonetheless. One of the mild-traumatizing ones were the cat-in-the-tyre pictures that some of my CG members have seen before. I have never shown anyone the pig's head- Wait, did I just say pig's head? I meant uh..uh..uh.. *sigh* nevermind, forget what I said. heh~

friends and forgiveness are tied together

But personally, I'll never grow tired of going through them. Aside from some of the *koff* grotesque pictures, others are filled with family, friends, friends, and more viewful events. I dunno about you guys out there and your memories with your friends, like yours, mine is filled with wonderful pictures of my life. You know how all of us have pictures of us posing along with our friends at various locations in various positions and each has a story behind it. If you're smiling after reading that, then you'll know how I feel.

sweet ride

Ahhh~ It's late at night and I'm getting all sentimental. Well, I am a very sentimental guy after all, or at least I feel that I am. A picture is made out of thousands of words. And if put to individual preferences, it would be made out of millions, billions, gajillions of words. My favourite group pic by far is our trip to Gunung Ledang together as KonnManns. I still smile every time I look at those pictures. heh~ Can't wait for our next holiday.

Gunung Ledang, February 2006