*pans facing the camera*
Today I'm going to show you all an easy and simple way to make
*insert warm smile*
Firstly, segregate 3 egg whites and beat them like your own child. Make sure not to let any of the yolk or oil get into the egg whites or they will not thicken; they hate fatty stuff.
Once it is frothy and white, add 1/3 tea spoon of cream of tartar, 150g of granulated sugar. You can decrease the amount of sugar if it is too sweet for you but generally, 50g to an egg will give your kids' ADHD a run for its money. Once it is thickened and doubled in volume like this:
Add a table spoon of vanilla essence and any other flavourings of your choice. Poopies taste better when it is well flavoured. Other suggested flavours include "That's What She Said", "I'm A Lancer Owner And I'm Sad", "Wayne's Prettier Side Gives Warmth", and everyone's all-time-favorite; "Choco, I Miss You Dancing".
Once beaten to a consistency that is stiff, pull out the whisker and spray the mixture unto your baking tray. This goes well with the flavour, "That's What She Said".
Bake in an oven at 100C for about 2-3 hours and leave it in the oven to dry out. Drying it out is important so as to not let the poop be limp; leave it over night in a dry location if you have to. At the end of it, you will have;
little ball of poop
That's all for today folks.
Tune in next time to learn how to make milkshakes.
p.s. she keeps coming back to look at it....its beautiful