Monday, October 18, 2010

| how to make poop~


*pans facing the camera*

Hi.

Today I'm going to show you all an easy and simple way to make meringue cookies poop cookies or poopies as I like them call them.

          *insert warm smile*

Firstly, segregate 3 egg whites and beat them like your own child. Make sure not to let any of the yolk or oil get into the egg whites or they will not thicken; they hate fatty stuff.

Once it is frothy and white, add 1/3 tea spoon of cream of tartar, 150g of granulated sugar. You can decrease the amount of sugar if it is too sweet for you but generally, 50g to an egg will give your kids' ADHD a run for its money. Once it is thickened and doubled in volume like this:



soft poopie


Add a table spoon of vanilla essence and any other flavourings of your choice. Poopies taste better when it is well flavoured. Other suggested flavours include "That's What She Said", "I'm A Lancer Owner And I'm Sad", "Wayne's Prettier Side Gives Warmth", and everyone's all-time-favorite; "Choco, I Miss You Dancing".

Once beaten to a consistency that is stiff, pull out the whisker and spray the mixture unto your baking tray. This goes well with the flavour, "That's What She Said".



warm poopie


Bake in an oven at 100C for about 2-3 hours and leave it in the oven to dry out. Drying it out is important so as to not let the poop be limp; leave it over night in a dry location if you have to. At the end of it, you will have;



little ball of poop


That's all for today folks.

Tune in next time to learn how to make milkshakes.





p.s. she keeps coming back to look at it....its beautiful

Saturday, October 16, 2010

| i miss you dude



LOVING YOURSELF
you're doing it right





p.s. when ya'll coming down la?

Thursday, October 14, 2010

| and the peon said, "work work" - part 2


Wait, was there ever a part one? I'm sorry, I'm just stoned from sleeping awake all night long.

Also, since I've watched finish Fate/Stay Night: Unlimited Blade Works (it was ok ok), I figured I'd introduce the anonymous world out there to my work place and work space.



welcome to teh Service Desk


I'm a systems engineer in the Service Desk section of End-user Services under Operational Support of IT in Infineon.

Hence, IFMY IT OS ES SD.

We are a global support team taking in calls and cases from Asia Pacific, Europe and North America. Itz serius bisnezz~



werk space


Each agent has their own PC running on Windows 7 OS with 3GB (soon to be 4GB) of RAM. Oh, and not to mention the two monitors for our viewing pleasure. After all, more monitors = better efficiency. Heh~



mah desk with a red boner


Styne gave me that bone. I don't chew on it though.

I kinda like my desk; it's clean and comfy and everything is where it's supposed to be. Also, my desk is where all the magic happens. Yes, magic happens on our desks. When I'm bored, I'll eat my colleagues' extra kuih raya and imagine wondrous adventures with gummy bears.



gummy bears wrestling


So yea.

That's my new working place.

Hi Wayne.

Thursday, October 07, 2010

| /inspiration pl0x


Went to a certain Indian restaurant whose name shall be kept confidential to avoid any form of potential lawsuit against this poor blogger, read their menu while awaiting food and was inspired.



spot inspiration nauu~




While awaiting inspiration. Lets talk about something else.




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      Scratch that.




so(re) it is



Back to work(?).



p.s. still contemplating on whether to go up to KL this weekend due to some certain.. issues

Monday, October 04, 2010

| and the peon said, "work work"


I haven't been updating my blog in awhile. Not many funny pics to post up as I've been grounded for the past 2 months with my weekdays taken up by work and my weekends taken up by.. well.. work. Transitioning into working life isn't hard for me. Getting used to the environment and the people fairly quickly and comfortably; only finding slight difficulty in getting my own personal time.

Lack of personal time is obvious; having little time to play games that are taking up space in my hdd like Transformers, DiRT2, Alpha Protocol, Mafia 2 and Civ5 as well as movies like Robin Hood, How To Train A Dragon, Grown Ups, and Last Airbender. I'm pretty sure I've missed out a few games and movies in the above list but owh well..

As I type all this down, I'm sitting in front of my dual monitors, eating raya cakes and cookies, sipping m.night shyamalan's pepsi (cause it has a sour twist). I'll be heading home at 9.30pm to cover my 4 other colleagues who have taken MC leaves.

Behold.

it is ghey~



Working life is awesome possum (not sarcastic).
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