Wednesday, December 30, 2009

| a storm is brewing

Was walking around MP with the Philippines people the other day and while passing by GSC (or used to be GSC anyway), I saw something familiar.. something that look a lot like someone else I know. Call it de ja vu if you'd like to but.. it's freaky alright.

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Happy Belated Burfday Vijay!
Ya big baby!

So yea.. A storm is brewing and along with it, a whole lotta pictures and awesomeness. Be afraid o ye bandwidth of the winternet. Be very afraid.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

| a tale of men n women

This is for all my hommies who are in a relationship. God bless their souls.

p.s. *screensaver mode = on*

Monday, November 23, 2009

| quickie amidst fypee

possible aCt material when hell freezes over

p.s. thanx ed. you made my day

Thursday, November 12, 2009

| who's the hawt girl?

Who's that gurl??


find out when i get back from klang

In the mean time, submit your answers and stand a chance to win a free cookie!

p.s. photobucket shat bricks

Monday, November 09, 2009

| some monday motivation

this is for you syl

Have a great monday peopl- scratch that. Mondays are never great.

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

| Q: why are the jews so powerful?

Interesting quote from CF today.

Q: Why are the jews so powerful?

A: Well, it's because they know..

Found a new awesome place to have lunch and dinner. It's called Sin Xin Garden. Much love to salt-egg chicken and garlic butter chicken.

its jew-licious!!


p.s. not dead.. only sleeping

Thursday, October 22, 2009

| the best advices

Here at, we provide you (men) with only the best of the best of advices. After all, wontdieone.blogspot is written by men, for men.

p.s. i love cats

Monday, October 19, 2009

| im coming for you.. my black nectar

Well folks, this whole stretch of week marks a very important chapter of my life. On the 24th of October, Saturday, after having lived through the hell of abstaining from coffee for a month I shall gladly remove my non-coffee vow and bathe myself in a tub of beautiful black nectar. I shall let every drop of it caress my body as I fall into..

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..and Deb-Dear's cheese cake between my cracks. That's how good it was.

Now that I've got that off my chest (and cracks) here's to last week.

the sun cannot compare

On a beautiful Saturday morning, I arise from my slumber at a teeth-gnashing 7am (on a Saturday!!) as As-The-Deer and I were to have some quality time together playing paintball but alas, by the time I reach her house, it started to drizzle and her colleauge who hosted the game pulled a Leeroy Jenkins and thus the game was killed-off.

Yes folks. I woke up at 7am in the morning (with no coffee!) for nothing.

To salvage the rest of the morning, we rang up trusty Boss (though no longer my boss), for a quick road-trip up to Seremban, home of the nine-headless-chicken.. home of As-The-Deer. As usual, the soul goal of the pole is food and if we're lucky, Some Good Food® or better.

As-The-Deer from henceforth shall be known as STD, (aS-The-Deer gettit?) as typing out As-The-Deer complete with caps and '-' is a pain for a guy who's at work right now.

Our first stop, STD took Boss and I to eat some Seremban wan tan mee which is not exactly like wan tan mee but more of a cross between wan tan mee and ko lo mee with thick gravy and extra dishes that comes with it.

it was okay~

Next up, as the Boss has never been to Aion Jusco (Seremban2 or Klang ftm), STD was kinda enough to give him some love and brought him to Seremban2's Jusco for the first time ever! First time ever! First time ever! First time ever! While we're there, rather then eating something like Manhattan Fish Market or something of the same quality, Boss wanted to eat... *sigh* some Hong Kong cafe food.

velkum tu hong kong keffeh fud!

boss dring form tree strohs

std pose with me (ein short hairz)

RM3 fur bread with kaya and butter!

peanut butter toast!

cheezeh fish rice!

cheese outside fried wantanz

As within my calculated predictions, hong kong cafe food remains over-priced and under-quality. To make matter's worse, their magazines are non-halal!

i kid you naught

After that we returned to Melaka as there was no SGF&Reg;s at Seremban other then Beef Noodles and hakka mee. Around the same time, Boss got emo. So STD and I went out with him for dinner because nobody likes being emo.. emo.. emo.. emo. We initially wanted to head down to Old Newton but along the way we spotted an un-suspecting small food court and decided to give that one a try instead. Results were astounding; we ordered 5 dishes.

laksa is so so (ranked 2/5 of the Laksa Scale)
while the char kuew tiow was average

roast pork and bbq pork was ok ok

pork satay was good (anything that's pork is good)

hokkien mee is SGF® (fat mee & pork fatz ftw)

While I was drunk and was not being myself, I took STD out for dinner at... wa zen. I was full.

wa zen gives towels to wipe.. things

RM14.50 for a delicious mackerel bento set

RM15 salmon sashimi

The fun weekend ended and it was back to work for all three of us and with that, The Adventures Of Boss, STD and I concluded.

work: it's in the game

On Saturday, with the return of my Ess-Oh, my family decided to take all 6 (six) of us; dad, mom, bro, bro-Ess-Oh, my-Ess-Oh and I out for Some Cheap Good Food® at Sakura House. This presented a good opportunity for me to gauge the price-to-worth (P2W) ratio of Sakura House to Wa Zen.

Ess-Oh, Bro and Dad

It was a tough battle. Sakura House is dirt cheap though the portion of the bento is puny. Therefore for the bento section, Wa Zen wins in P2W ratio. Another thing that sadly annoyed me was the portion of the baby octopus has been reduced to precisely 3-4 baby octopus per-serving. *pouts*

soooo littleeee

Wa Zen's sashimis are RM15 per serving with precisely 4 slices of whatever you want. This brings me to my next point. The only true redeeming quality about Sakura House is the fact that their sashimis are dirt cheap with only RM10 for 4-5 slices of pure heaven. PURE HEAVEN!! In this aspect Sakura House wins the Sashimi Challenge in the P2W ratio.

pure heaven!!

Therefore to say which is better, Wa Zen or Sakura House, is rather difficult as both of them have their strong points as well as their weak points. In an ideal world, I would tapau a whole lotta sashimis and baby octopus from Sakura House and bring them to Wa Zen to eat my delicious bentos.

You choice.

For now I shall just stick to Boss' new york cheese cake funky oreo banana cake.

i told you the flour was too much :P

work work work

Saturday, October 10, 2009

| the ugly truthful paradoxes


i bring to you


Stay healthy kids and have a great (safe) weekend~

p.s. pics courtesy of

Wednesday, October 07, 2009

| day 11 of no cofee T^T

Which is worse? Ignorance or apathy?

It's a trick question, btw~

So yea, kudos to those who've finally finish their four months of Industrial Training. I'm sure you're all currently either enjoying the freedom of doing and buying whatever you want from the measly allowance (if ya aren't paid, i'm equally sorry for you). Of the 5 of us trainees in my department, the other MMU guy, my friend and ex-classmate from my diploma years said good bye while I'm stuck looking on as he does the regal wave in slowmo.. dang~

good for you, buddy

On other news, I've discovered three things that may or may not be worthy to be placed at Owh~ and I have also vowed never to pay for a meal at Pizza Hut. See, it doesn't even deserve a wiki link- and that my friends, is bad.

that's a regular?? THIS IS AN OUTRAGEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!11!one!1

Okay, so I was out shopping at Tesco looking for some marmite or bovril". Now if anyone reading this does not know the existence of bovril or marmite, I have 2 (two) things to say to you; 1)you have no childhood. 2)you have no childhood. 3)i pity your poor soul. Anyway, I was looking high and low for that elusive lil' treasure and finally, a nice lil' lady directed me to it.

there.. not that hard to find now was it?

In Nat Geo's own advertisement catchphrase; think again.

does anyone care to explain?

Thankfully, things went on pretty smoothly after that. I had a lovely day with my Ess-Oh replacement, Mr Khoo Cheng. We made lots of creamy stuff together. I wonder if that's the current euphemism replacing Deb-dear's 'making cheese cakes'.

strutting his thongs tongs

creamy, delicious and amateur homemade

Posted this pic up on my facebook yesterday.

title: dim sum girls? take 3: now me likey~

Tagged Mr Khoo Cheng to the right umbrella. The following comments ensued.

       Khoo Cheng: why am i here? (Mon at 11:44pm)
       Wontdieone: thought u'd like being in between elys and esther :P (Mon at 11:45pm)
       Khoo Cheng: nice! (Mon at 11:45pm)
       Wontdieone: fixed* (Yesterday at 12:21am)

witness the power of technology..

And speaking of the power of technology. Here's another mind-blowing one for you before I end this post.

Nitez peeps~! Work work!
p.s. names changed to protect the innocent

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

| day 3 with no coffee

I may be a lil late...

On second thought, it's never too late..

To Arthur~!

thanx dude for making something that taste better than beer

Last Sunday, something was brewing in the air.. something sinister- something... planned but since that's later on in the night we've gotta worry about dinner since dinner is practically my only real meal of the day on certain lonely days. So Mr Koo Cheng, Ms Est-Her-Dear, Ms I Ai Eye Aye and well, I, met up for Some Good Dinner®. Since we're all working people Since I had forgotten that Syl is not working yet, I tasked Ai to find us a place with Some Good Noms® and so... she took us to...

WA-ZENNN~!! *flings arms in the air, cause we just don't care*

Wa Zen, a Japanese restaurant located in Melaka Raya at.. well, Melaka. This establishment offers the usual suspects of sushis and sashimis, sobas and udons, chicken, pork, and beefs, and whole hosts of other typical Japanese dishes one may expect from a Japanese establishment where Japanese themselves dine in. We came in around 8.30pm++, the place was cozy with the very comforting warm Japanese ambience.

soba pork noodles with super tasty soup, rated SGF®

mackerel (i think) with awesomely crisp skinz, rated SAGF®

salmon and some buttery fish-thingy sashimis, rated SAGF®

dragon maki aka prawn roll, rated SAGF®

"it's so biggg"

"there is a hole, i must fill it"

We also ordered some Japanese tofu. It was incredibly soft and topped with soy paste and spring onions, simply superb. Overall, the food was just simply amazing. Both taste and portion is an easy win over the current favourite Sakura House. But what about the all-important price-to-worth ratio? The ratio that governs almost all my expenditure that is incomprehensible by the likes of Vain. Well, the total bill came about to around RM130 which would make it cost around RM30 per person. I've just found a new favourite Jap restaurant to frequent.

thanx ai for the intro and sum pics~!

Since we still had some time left, Syl and I decided to drop by Rachel's place to ask for food. No seriously, we literally went to her house in the middle of the night around 10pm++ to ask for food. The best part she obliged and was gonna cook us some Korean noodles or something. It was then that Ai and Est popped up to surprise her. While the day still counts, Blessed Burfday to ya Rachel.

happy three friends

Who says accountants can't carry each other?

No one actually.

I just made that up.


After guiding some lost souls to the secret location of Jo-L's crib. We celebrated Est-Her-Dear's burfday so..

happy burfday est-her-dear!!!

Nah, I kid. She's just the cake-carrying slave. She'll dance and wash your feet for a good price too. Never really tried it yet though....

Anyway, we snuck quietly into the house with the help of Jo-L's older brother, Jo-N. Waved a friedly "hi" to the parents who were watching TV and in mind ran the possibility that he's half-naked in his room. Shook the image off with a quick shudder. Not wanting to traumatize (or excite) the gurls, I kept that thought to myself.

Kicked down his room door.

Started singing 'em birthday songs- in tune!! XDF

Blessed Burfday Jo-L~!

Presents were given and fist-bumps and hugs were exchanged. Here's mine to ya dude~

sum long legs

Pretty fun Sunday. Something I wish I can experience more often. Working can really drag ya down throughout the week and it's always refreshing to enjoy the company of Some Good Friends®.

compulsary group shot
*pic thanks to Ai XD

Well. That's all for now. Back to work. heh~
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