Thursday, November 25, 2010

| teenage dream

Remember how we had it all planned out; how we'd want or at least anticipate our life to be like? Finish secondary school life, graduate from a college or university, start working and be financially independent. Buy all the goodies that we want, when we want them and enjoy the remnants of our youth.

Well.. I bet most of us have a rather clear picture of how the working life would be like but I guess it doesn't really sink in till the 3rd month (much like how the 3rd month is a milestone of a relationship). Now coming into the end of my fourth month, I felt the need to take a quick look at how far I've come, so far.

Haven't been updating my blog much due to the lack of interesting happenings in my life. Repetition is the daily what's what and the working in shift does help somewhat in dealing with it. On the flip side, working in shift + weekends does eat up much of your social life.

I guess what I'm trying to say in this post is a all but a simple thanks.

Thanks to all of you whom, though I now can hardly meet up with, you are all close and very much alive in my heart.

All of my brothers and sisters, friends and family. Thank you.

Especially you Rebecca Leong Sue May. Thanks for being part of my life. :)

Monday, October 18, 2010

| how to make poop~

*pans facing the camera*


Today I'm going to show you all an easy and simple way to make meringue cookies poop cookies or poopies as I like them call them.

          *insert warm smile*

Firstly, segregate 3 egg whites and beat them like your own child. Make sure not to let any of the yolk or oil get into the egg whites or they will not thicken; they hate fatty stuff.

Once it is frothy and white, add 1/3 tea spoon of cream of tartar, 150g of granulated sugar. You can decrease the amount of sugar if it is too sweet for you but generally, 50g to an egg will give your kids' ADHD a run for its money. Once it is thickened and doubled in volume like this:

soft poopie

Add a table spoon of vanilla essence and any other flavourings of your choice. Poopies taste better when it is well flavoured. Other suggested flavours include "That's What She Said", "I'm A Lancer Owner And I'm Sad", "Wayne's Prettier Side Gives Warmth", and everyone's all-time-favorite; "Choco, I Miss You Dancing".

Once beaten to a consistency that is stiff, pull out the whisker and spray the mixture unto your baking tray. This goes well with the flavour, "That's What She Said".

warm poopie

Bake in an oven at 100C for about 2-3 hours and leave it in the oven to dry out. Drying it out is important so as to not let the poop be limp; leave it over night in a dry location if you have to. At the end of it, you will have;

little ball of poop

That's all for today folks.

Tune in next time to learn how to make milkshakes.

p.s. she keeps coming back to look at it....its beautiful

Saturday, October 16, 2010

| i miss you dude

you're doing it right

p.s. when ya'll coming down la?

Thursday, October 14, 2010

| and the peon said, "work work" - part 2

Wait, was there ever a part one? I'm sorry, I'm just stoned from sleeping awake all night long.

Also, since I've watched finish Fate/Stay Night: Unlimited Blade Works (it was ok ok), I figured I'd introduce the anonymous world out there to my work place and work space.

welcome to teh Service Desk

I'm a systems engineer in the Service Desk section of End-user Services under Operational Support of IT in Infineon.


We are a global support team taking in calls and cases from Asia Pacific, Europe and North America. Itz serius bisnezz~

werk space

Each agent has their own PC running on Windows 7 OS with 3GB (soon to be 4GB) of RAM. Oh, and not to mention the two monitors for our viewing pleasure. After all, more monitors = better efficiency. Heh~

mah desk with a red boner

Styne gave me that bone. I don't chew on it though.

I kinda like my desk; it's clean and comfy and everything is where it's supposed to be. Also, my desk is where all the magic happens. Yes, magic happens on our desks. When I'm bored, I'll eat my colleagues' extra kuih raya and imagine wondrous adventures with gummy bears.

gummy bears wrestling

So yea.

That's my new working place.

Hi Wayne.

Thursday, October 07, 2010

| /inspiration pl0x

Went to a certain Indian restaurant whose name shall be kept confidential to avoid any form of potential lawsuit against this poor blogger, read their menu while awaiting food and was inspired.

spot inspiration nauu~

While awaiting inspiration. Lets talk about something else.






      Scratch that.

so(re) it is

Back to work(?).

p.s. still contemplating on whether to go up to KL this weekend due to some certain.. issues

Monday, October 04, 2010

| and the peon said, "work work"

I haven't been updating my blog in awhile. Not many funny pics to post up as I've been grounded for the past 2 months with my weekdays taken up by work and my weekends taken up by.. well.. work. Transitioning into working life isn't hard for me. Getting used to the environment and the people fairly quickly and comfortably; only finding slight difficulty in getting my own personal time.

Lack of personal time is obvious; having little time to play games that are taking up space in my hdd like Transformers, DiRT2, Alpha Protocol, Mafia 2 and Civ5 as well as movies like Robin Hood, How To Train A Dragon, Grown Ups, and Last Airbender. I'm pretty sure I've missed out a few games and movies in the above list but owh well..

As I type all this down, I'm sitting in front of my dual monitors, eating raya cakes and cookies, sipping m.night shyamalan's pepsi (cause it has a sour twist). I'll be heading home at 9.30pm to cover my 4 other colleagues who have taken MC leaves.


it is ghey~

Working life is awesome possum (not sarcastic).

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

| never a month late

Just got my convo pics from my bro (quite late, I know). So while I take my time to clean up those pics, here's something for my beloved juniors.

Pics courtesy of Chelsea.

Click on the last pic for a bigger version.

p.s. hell.. it's about time

Monday, July 12, 2010

| shock and bawwwwwww

When life gets the better of you and makes you sad and watered up, always remember that somewhere out there.. someone else is having a stoolier time than you.

its last words were probably, "AAAAAARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
or something equivalent

So cheer up little one and crack open a case of budlight and take a moment to enjoy the simple things in life as the it's the simple things in life that are often the most profound.

Just like the sweet things in life

floating heart with swimming tail doesn't imply anything at all

Or the cute things in life

yes.. this pic is adorable

Or perhaps the shocking things in life

a thin louis!!!!11!!one1!!!

And seeing pastor in the picture above, one will definitely feel inclined to ask, "Pastor, why so serious?".

So seriously..

now that's what i call a stained glass


Saturday, July 03, 2010

| swan dive!

I haz interviews coming Monday. Hopefully woan screw anything up. Prayer supports helpz lotz. Thx!

Things I look forward to the coming months (in no relative order)
    1. Becca coming back XD
    2. Get a job
    3. Pay off loan sharks
    4. Fix wife
    5. Get a new phone (try mine, you'll understand)
    6. Write a book about being awesome

Awesome with the help of some old spice.

When in doubt; swan dive~!

Thursday, July 01, 2010

| the trying times aka T3

reasons why i love es-the-dear

tau sa pia courtesy of keewengz (or was it asaph)

blessed burfday my dear

4MB ftwkthxbai

Guess I've been away for a long while. Again. But the things happening around me seem to fluctuate violently between nothing and crazy macadamian nutz! Some jovial and joyous while others mournful and helpless.

mom's day lunch at aeon melaka's gardens.. don't go there2

mom's day dinner.. sushi inabox

And yet despite trying to live out the normal lives after those mournful and sad news, personally, I find it hard to just push it aside. The funny part is that it's not happening to me but to someone else. Perhaps I am rather empathetic by nature.. or perhaps it's true as the bible puts, when one part of the body suffers, the whole body will feel it too.

the future of ccc

high class fried bee hoon

carving them peking ducks

them peking ducks

say hello to piggy.. why piggy, you don't look too well..

I guess it's times like these we truly appreciate this life.. this short time that God has bestowed unto us. That we, His creations be responsible in handling this life given to us and use it to give glory to Him.

omm-gahh! its louis!!1

traffic lights

mah best fren

good bye cyberians

it's liek soo baaawwwwww~ XDF


The past few weeks.. perhaps the past few months even, has been a rather draining time of my life and interestingly, it's not due to work as I'm still unemployed by the time of this writing.




Drained and weakened.

And me being me, finding the ministry of music to be as such that God will send a song that touches my heart, stirs my soul and revives me.

And that is what I truly want to share with all of you today.

Christy Nockels
Healing Is In Your Hands
Passion 2010: Awakening

No mountain, no valley
No gain or loss we know
Could keep us from Your love

No sickness, no secret
No chain is strong enough
To keep us from Your love
To keep us from Your love

How high, how wide
No matter where I am
Healing is in Your hands
How deep, how strong
Now by Your grace I stand
Healing is in Your hands

Our present, our future
Our past is in Your hands
We're covered by Your blood
We're covered by Your blood

How high, how wide
No matter where I am
Healing is in Your hands
How deep, how strong
Now by Your grace I stand
Healing is in Your hands

In all things, we know that
We are more than conquerors
You keep us by Your love

How high, how wide
No matter where I am
Healing is in Your hands
How deep, how strong
Now by Your grace I stand
Healing is in Your hands

Be blessed

Be encouraged

Be strengthen

Be lifted

all ye who are weary.

Good nite peeps~

Sunday, June 20, 2010

| are they ok?

Have you not known?
Have you not heard?
The everlasting God, the Lord,
The Creator of the ends of the earth,
Neither faints nor is weary.
His understanding is unsearchable.

He gives power to the weak,
And to those who have no might
He increases strength.

Even the youths shall faint and be weary,
And the young men shall utterly fall,

But those who wait on the Lord
Shall renew their strength;
They shall mount up with wings like eagles,
They shall run and not be weary,
They shall walk and not faint.

~Isaiah 40:28-31

Yes, they are and will be :)

Monday, May 17, 2010

| efficiency vs effectiveness

Here's one before I'm off for my last camp as a student (about time for the matter). Stay efficient and effective peeps.

p.s. we can do that if we ever fail to secure a job.. heh~

Thursday, May 06, 2010

| the simba wedding story

Hmm.. It's been awhile since I've done this so.. here goes nothing!

WARNING: SUXMYX KILLER DETECTED (ip man 2 could use a better climax)
BRACE FOR IMPACT!! (iron man 2 giveth nerd rage)

Listen well Simba for the story of the Circle of Life begins in the strangest of places.. more often-so accidental than others.

There was once a little gecko
Who fell into an evil starbucks cup
When he saw the owner returned
He thought to himself, "I haz no luck"

As he peered at little gecko
The owner was delighted
He turned and lifted little froggy and said,
"Look froggy at what the Lord hath provided"

By then the owner was starting to tire
From finding something that rhymes with 'uh'
So he let little gecko play with little froggy

Little froggy opened his mouth
And little gecko went in willingly
It's absurd like the stories our government tells
But will we listen ignorantly?

Remember what I've said well Simba, for this is the story of the Circle of Life.


I am rather intrigued by those who are able to follow most of my blogspot. I salute thee, man of genius (applicable to both men and women), for your appreciation of using time wisely is greatly.. uh, appreciated.

Next up, eight (8) random (or not so) images before actually posting something relevant and up-to-date!

The New Paddlepopper's Dinner with The Liu's

the day that bear is given to the Lord, is the day you get marri..

i haz the key to her heart(?)

the cat observes and likes what he sees

in the memory of the past, the scroll of the future
(with golden glitter ftw)

alas, six (6) years of waiting for this pic

The Band (p.s. it'll be awesome to run through it once again)

the new record for longest mamak table(?)

Now, for the moment worth waiting for. Pics (and captions) of Samuel and Charis' Wedding ftwftwftw!! Plenty of hot girls to look at It is always a pleasure to meet up with good ol' brothers and sisters. First and foremost;

Ladies, gentlemen.. LENTLEMEN!! I present thee~

Mr Samuel Yau

they go before me (heh~) (wayne not included) (double heh~)

Sepet 3: Reunion (is this the last of the series??)
(btw, you guys look thinner in pics then irl. hehe~)

from left: zx, sam, joash, deric, pastor, and shadowy figure

looking smashing as always

looking smashing as always.. *winks*

kok wei and *gasp* kok phin! such common similarities in namesssss

they're bringing sexy back

wait, scratch what i said earlier-
he has sexy on his back (yea!)

After the ceremony and photo sessions were done, we adjourned down for some light refreshments which included pastries, cup cakes and some (claimed to be evil) coffee bean coffee.

the awesome (but overly sweet) cup-cakes
(with awesome cream.. i heart creammmm)
also, the top cake with wayne's finger imprint on it

them classy ladies

*koff* my classy ladies *koff*
(p.s. i wish i could sing as well as you)

they may see no evil.. but jess did take a peek :P

We went to the nearest acceptable joint id est 1 (One) Utama, Petaling Jaya for some dinner. Our initial dinner plan was for SGF at Chili's but it was too full and for some reason, there was a strong word against T.G.I. Friday's. So we opted to dine at..

it haz no wiki link

it haz a garden

(claimed to be) fresh oyster with
(unbelievably and unsatisfyingly thin till its unnoticeable) vodka,
ebiko and other stuffs

lamb shank, for such 'classy' restaurant it was rather 'meh~'

medium rare australian steak, taste the same as Pan & Wok

Well, the entire journey was rather fun. Road trip up to Seremban for some dim sum in the early morning (which i didn't take any pics of, in retrospect, very strange), met Es-The-Dear's parents again, and then up to PJ for the wedding.

What made my day was meeting up with old friends, Juju, Lulus, Wen Wen, Jess Jess, Lainey, ZX (hugs), Jochebed (naish), Deric, Joash, Kok Wei (hugs), Ann Na and many more of a huge family known as the CF. It's awesome because though we may be separated by distance and though we may not know each other that well, when I look at that collective shot of MMUcf and cfMMU, I'm reminded of the truth that we have in Christ.. and it's awesome.

To end my loooong post, here's one more for ya, my dear~

Once again, Blessed (Belated) 23rd Birthday~

p.s. for our batch; waiting on ya, ju.. hehe~
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