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Monday, March 08, 2010

| i-Quit


It was like every other fine day where fine things happen finely and often so immaculately. So as with every other fine day I recalled a defining moment in time when I was scandaling talking to J.Chean.. hold that thought for a moment.

Both Jo-l and J.Chean often complain of being confused when I call out Jo or Jou. Little do they know that there is an acoustic difference when I call out for either Jo-l or J.Chean. When I call for J.Chean, I would say "Jou" (pronounced; Geer-oh w/ silent 'r') while I would call Jo-l, "Jo" (pronounced: Jo).

So yea, was talking to J.Chean the other day and she was telling me how drinking hot black coffee with butter (she's my kinda girl) is simply delectable and palatable. Being a coffee enthusiast I figured I should try it out on the rather fine day and so the beginning of the end, begins.



don't ask.. i know~



gently melting butter in small bowl of hot water



pot of fine hot black coffee



the pouring







What happens next is rather difficult to explain. I guess I should just let the picture speak for itself.






BLAST YOU GOOGLE CENSORSHIP!!





I guess you simply just can't show too graphic imagery on the internet before google steps in censors it.



p.s. i-Quit this whole butter coffee thing

Tuesday, March 02, 2010

| pocky is manly


Thai Superiority or Thaiperiority (pronounced: thigh-pee-rio-ree-tee). Much like the Philippines Superiority or Philiperiority (pronounced: feel-lip-pee-rio-ree-tee) of Philippine's 7-11; they sell prawns, Thaiperiority can be found in Thailand's junk-food. Behold..



words of wisdom:
Most happiness in life..
is to love..
and be loved..





pocky in




Unfortunately for me, I read both boxes' label rather quickly and thus my mind produced a seamless phrase that goes..
        "most happiness in life is to love and be loved pocky in".



Whatever the meaning is, I shall leave it to you.



The other day I stumbled upon the Manliest Thing of the Week. For the past 2 months, the weather has been seriously unbearably hot and humid. You can cook an egg under the afternoon sun and even at night, it is still hot as ever. That said, there's nothing manlier than..




wearing a thick jacket on a hot night
congrats jason.l




Here's one more to end the night.







Good nite peeps~

Thursday, February 25, 2010

| teh glooooooommm~


Mid term's coming up.



FYP is catching up.



Money is running out.



Sore throat is falling out.



Body's breaking down.



Last night's insomnia is.. well, you get the idea.



But you know what?



Today is the day that the Lord has made and I tell ya, I damn well will rejoice and be glad in it!!




I won't worry 'bout tomorrow
Giving You my fears and sorrow
Where You lead me I will follow
I'm trusting in what You say
Today is the day






p.s. much better


p.s.s. i like this version moar

Friday, February 19, 2010

| the retrospective lesson


Some very... very very very special people got me a wonderfully lovely gift from their trip to Bangkok a few weeks back. It's hard to describe in words what that special something is or how it impacts my daily life from here on (and very possibly so) till the day I return to the earth, fed to the sharks or cremated and have my ashes fed through the air conditioning system during the ceremony.



it's a pair of boxers


They comfy. The extra pockets in.. strategic locations helps tremendously (especially for a guy like me *winks*).

Anyway. Woke up this morning and saw my family's golden retriever, Gloria waiting outside of the gate for her daily fun. I opened the gate and decided to play some fetch with her. A couple of neighbours passed by looking at me. I politely returned a smile thinking to myself, "Ah.. what a lovely, friendly neighbourhood this is".



the princess with the biggest drainage


Came back in, took a shower only to realize, I was playing fetch with Gloria wearing this cute, pinkish princess boxers. From here on, my saham in this neighbourhood will either skyrocket or plunge through the outer atmosphere and be burnt to crisp by the massive pressure and friction of atmosphere re-entering.



The Lesson:
      Don't wear your pink boxers while playing fetch with your dog.
         It ain't cool.




p.s. i'm wearing it now

Saturday, February 13, 2010

| aeon jusco melaka is explosive!


See what I did there?



So just the other day (last Saturday to be precise) my parents, one tremendously lucky girl, and myself decided it was high time to visit the newly opened Aeon Jusco oh the second day of its opening. I guess 'high time' isn't appropriate eh? Our primary objective? Two words: Papa's John.



Filler Paragraph 1: Awesome beer advert (wish it exists in Msia)



Or was it Papa John's Pizza? It's all so confusing D:


Being the ever clever family that we are, we decided to park at the nearby taman to avoid the crushing traffic jam that usually associates with Melaka being unreasonably jakun when it comes to big ba- malls.. yes, malls.



Filler Paragraph 2: Awesome card trick.. like, seriously dudeeeee



Arrived at Papa's John. It's a pizzeria that's apparently famous (like Starbucks) in the US. "If the US can make Avatar, they can make anything happen."- Dr M. Lol.


Papa John's Pizza


In your mind right now you're asking, why would my family, one known to be penny (and pound) wise, fight through heavy traffic just to see a mall? We don't like malls. Well.. at least my parents don't really fancy them. I'm young. I'm hip (spoken with jess' indian accent). Well, it's because the manager of Papa's John wanted to treat my family to a free meal.



You see where I'm going with this? heh~



So I'm gonna give you a breakdown of what we ordered and how good (or bad) it was using bombastic and grandiloquent words as well as jargons that most food bloggers would use. Stuff like "it's delectable" or "I just love the eggy and starchy texture of the gravy.".



Condiments: Jalapeno and garlic butter sauce

Japalenoes weren't as spicy as I hope and thought it would be. The manager informed us that it's imported from, get this, China. Figures eh? What of the garlic butter sauce? It was truly awesome! I dipped almost everything in that sauce (except my drinks). It combines 2 of my all-time-favourite-things: garlic and butter. Best of all, it's free flow! XD XD XD





cola float with vanilla ice cream
RM5.00

It's a float. How else could it taste?





Seafood Platter
RM11.80

Ummm... *googles food bloggies* I just love the eggy and starchy texture of the gravy prawns, fish cakes, and squid rings. Yea~





Cheese Sticks
RM6.90

It may cost nearly RM7 but damn those cheese sticks are good... either that or humanity is powerless against the drawing might of cheese- good cheese, ftm ftw kthxbai.





Pepperoni & Mushrooms Pocket Pizza

It taste like pizza with pepperoni and cheese. You're better off ordering a real pizza. Seraiusly~





All The Meat /w 9" Thin Crust
RM23.90

Now we're talking. Beef pepperoni, chicken roll, beef bits, Italian beef sausages, and ground beef. What's not to love about that eh? Especially the thin crust. It's so gah~!





Fisherman's Catch /w 9" Thin Crust
RM23.90

Hmmm.. Shrimps, tuna, crabstick, green peppers and onions. Got turned off when I saw the crabstick. Only saving grace? Cheese and thin crust ftw~




Bill Round 1


So after stuffing ourselves silly, we felt that we could fit more in this custom-made Liu's family stomach and decided to order more stuff of awesome pizza... stuff. Yea~




Super Papa's 12" Original Crust
RM29.90

Beef pepperoni, Italian beef sausage, chicken rolls, mushrooms, green peppers, onions and black olives. This pizza is comparative to the typical Pizza Hut's classic pizza with one major difference: this taste waaaaaaay much tastier and the cheese is real mozzarella, not some fake pizza cheese. Yes, there's such a thing as fake pizza cheese.. wontdieone.blogspot promotes healthy eating and education.





Snow Balls
RM7.80

A dessert that has some sweet mix fruit at the bottom, ice cream of choice, with strawberries at the sides, topped with whipped cream and cherry. It tasted as told. Not that special (and honestly) not really worth RM7.80 imho. Fortunately, that didn't deter my mom, dad and Ess-Oh (not in frame) from having a great time.



it's cherry poppin



without him, no free meals indeed




Alas, the final total of our dinner (inclusive of apple juice that's not in frame) is.. especially if your math and memory is quicker then your finger scrolling down the pageeeee~~~





ka-ching~


All in all, the meal was delicious. Some of things aren't really worth it like the seafood platter and the pocket pizzas but the cheese sticks and the real pizzas were very very much the awesome. Thin crust ftw~ Also not forgetting the juicy Jalapenoes and the omgiblewmahbrainsout garlic butter sauce.



took out 4 rounds of jalapenoes




So if you're asking if I would return to dine in this respectable establishment, the answer relies on two conditions:
     1. If someone else is paying, yes.
     2. If I score a huge bonus (like, freaakin hugeeeee bonus), yes.





Good nite peeps~



omg spider webz

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