Tuesday, August 25, 2009

| when wisdom is lent

Hi, my name is Bret. Ever had one of those days when you're stuck in the office; deadline coming, work piling up, boss breathing down your neck (in a non-sexy way. just to clarify), co-workers not showing love in the slightest form.

Well, whenever I have one of those days, somehow, no matter the circumstances, Timon and Pumbaa will show up and they never fail to give Some Good Love®.

At that moment, at my lowest self-esteem, Pumbaa encouraged me an ways I've never been encouraged before. So thanks Pumbaa. Free Hugs®~

*EDITED: just (double) realized how awesome this song is

dedicated from me to you, WAYNE~!! XDFF

Bret You've Got It Going On

Hey there Bret,
I see you're looking down.
Don't wanna see my little buddy down with a frown,
Just because I get more women than you,
Well that's only because they don't know you like I do.
Sure you weedy, and kinda shy,
But some girly out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy,
They want you as they needle when they're rolling in the hay,
So just hear me out when I say...

Bret you got it going on!
The ladies'll get to know your sexuality
When they get to know your personality.
I said Bret you got it going ooon!
Not in a gay way, just in a "hey mate
I wanted to say that your looking ok mate!"

Why can't a heterosexual guy
Tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?
Not all the time obviously,
Just when he's got a problem with his self-esteem.
Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable,
Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable,
If I say you got a "boom ow ow" come on Bret help me out now.

Bret you got it going on!
(Got it going on)
That's the conclusion that I've come to,
But that doesn't mean that I wanna bum you.
Bret you got it going ooon!
(Got it going on...)
No doubt about it we'd be going crazay
If one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.

OH, if one of us was a lady!
And I was your man, if I was your man.
Well sometimes It gets lonely and I ne-ed a woman,
And then I imagine you with some bosoms.
In fact, one time when we were touring
And I was feeling really lonely,
And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel,
I put a wig on you while you were sleeping, put a wig on you.
And I just lay there and spooned you.
Bret, you got it going on.

"So, I hope that made you feel a lil better."

"Can I please have a look at the lyrics?"

Thanks for the nice short lol dude~ XDF

p.s. ai ai, got dig that guy playing the guitar or not? :P

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