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Monday, January 24, 2005

the mozzie killer

Killing mozzies has become a routine for me. Every night when I go online, I'll be swarmed by an endless wave of mosquitoes that never seemed to drop in numbers. They juz keep coming and coming and coming, trying their very best to suck me dry.

But one thing that they never learn is that I have the ultimate mozzie killer weapon - The Electric Bat aka The Zapper. When it's juz freshly charged it produces this eerie electric noise that sounds as if it could fry anything that it touches and true enough, it literally fries the poor mozzies that had an encounter with it.

However this weapon can't be handled by juz anyone. It needs a trained-stabled hand to grasp it tightly as it cuts through countless of mozzies. From experience, finesse is the essential in killing mozzies using The Zapper. Without finesse you might as well use a mosquito spray but where's the fun in that huh? It's so much more enjoyable watching those mosquitoes that sucked your blood getting electrocuted till there's nothing left but carbon.

Yea, it's that strong. Especially when you can see those sparks of electricity coursing through the mozzie's tiny little body. It's sooo cooool... *drools*

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