Saturday, July 29, 2006

| the legend of (dr) john zoidberg jones

"i'll send ye' down to Davy Jone's locker!"

Davy Jones can be found in many myths around the world and especially among fishermen and sailors. His locker was even mentioned by SpongeBob SquarePants. Quick! Go find that episode! You know you want to.. ahaks~

a bad-ass pose

Heartless, he is "the sea" and roams freely throughout the vast unexplored world of the ocean. Master to the monster Kraken, an immortal, feared by many. Commander of the ghostly Flying Dutchman, he is half cephalopod, half crustacean and full of good ol' swashbuckling attitude.

But don't you think he shares a very close resemblance to...

ANOTHER, bad-ass pose

Doctor John Zoidberg (Jones), born on August the 5th, also known as Dr. Zoidberg or simply Zoidberg. Staff Doctor of the Planet Express Delivery Company, he is an alien from Decapod 10, or so they thought.. But in fact, he is.. the great, great, great, great, great, great, grandson of the legendary Davy Jones! *gasp~!*

"Good evening ladies and germs" - Dr. Zoidberg

Don't you think they have so much in common?! They're both famous, disliked, both have fetish of cutting people's limbs off with their claws, they have a suckers on their face and above all, they never seem to die (even if you take out their organs). Now the truth is out! Davy Jones and his, uh.. distant grandson John Zoidberg Jones! No wonder Futurama came to a halt. Luckily, Zoidberg quickly made a spin-off from Futurama. Some soft of surgery-cum-life series. Heh~

premiering soon.. so he hopes

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