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Friday, August 26, 2005

glas1 - ever wonder what that means?




After being busy on Thursdays for the pass few weeks, I felt it was about time I sat foot into my CG, Glas1 once again. Sorry guys for the M.I.A. status from me. I'll try to come more often next time kay? Don't you just like acronyms? CF, CG, Glas1, MIA. It sounds cool to those who know what it means and to those who don't. Well, most of the time atleast. This time for CG we had bible study at Joel's place. It was cool and all except for two things, I wasn't feeling well the whole day, and CP was super tired so both of our brains are half-shut. That's bad mann. Felt kinda bad for CP too. She fell asleep throughout most of the bible study session, but I do like the part when she had to ditch her friend to come CG. Good for you ger. Me proud of ya! *rubs cp's head*

M.I.A. = Mission Impossible for Andrew?


IM OUT OF INSPIRATION!! Babu sent me some cool jokes, so I felt it was appropriate for me to post it for tonight. Enjoy~

From : Divesh Shah - trexglow@hotmail.com
Sent : Thursday, August 25, 2005 10:59:10 PM

A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish.
By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says,
"Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish.

The problem is, this is the last chicken in the house. I'm afraid I'll have to take this dish to him and arrange for
another dish for you!"

The guy gets really upset and refuses to give up his food. The waiter walks over to the other table and explains the situation to the officer. A few minutes later the officer walks over to the man's table and says,

"Listen and listen good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat and I'll warn you, whatever you do to that chicken I'll do the same to you. You pull out one of its legs; I'll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings, I'll break one of your arms!"

The man calmly looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the bird's rectum, pulls it out and licks it. He then gets up, drops his pants, bends over and says, "Your turn!"

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The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. "Geez, are you lucky." The cyclist says. "What do you mean by lucky?" The pedestrian angrily asks, "I got hurt really bad."

"Ah, you're lucky because I recently lost my license. I usually drive bus."

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(wontdieone : and the most cruel of them all - voted by me)

It was about a month ago when a Dutchman in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess.
He went to the local priest. "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a Jew in my attic."
"Well," answered the priest, "that is no sin."
"But I charged him 20 Gulden for every week he stayed there."
"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause", replied the priest.
"Yes, but I haven't told him that the war is over."

Hope you dudes laughed at one of the jokes atleast. Have a great night~

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