For Evil Medical School Graduates

Don't you wish you could be the famous/infamous Dr Evil? Yea yea yea. Go ahead. Go flash around that PhD in Evil Doctorate. Still, ever wondered what would you do with that awesome PhD? Ooo... Why not go after that "World's Sexiest Spy" Austin (Danger) Powers? Or even (if you try your luck) go after Agent 007, James Bond? If you think you're not up to the task, why not just do the usual aspire-for-world-domination thinge? You know, build a nuclear bomb and place it on the moon. Or why not something sinister, like cut the world's supply of loopy meals and demand a hefty ransom?? *1 million dollars!! muaahahahahaha!!* Ahh yes.. That should do the trick. There will be a lot of mind-numbing work to do in order for you to succeed; put up with incompetent and inept fools-for-commandos, covering up your eeevvil plan with decoys, building traps for spies who decides to pay a visit.
With such mind-boggling IQ scores, it wouldn't be a problem for you to deal with those eh?? After all, you are an... 
 


note-to-self: get one of those rotating chairs from Dr Evil's secret lair.